BOARD MEETING  

Sept. 15, 2003: The monthly Board of Directors Meetings begins at 6:30 PM at the Surf�n Turf Restaurant in Johnstown 

    GENERAL MEMBERSHIP 
MEETING

September 8, 2003: The general membership meeting will be held at the Windber American Legion.  Cocktails will begin at 6:30 PM and dinner at 7:00 PM Our sponsor will be:

DOMINION PEOPLES.
DINNER IS FREE
Dinner is paid for by the sponsor 

While at the General Membership meeting, make sure you sign the attendance listing so you can get credit for your meeting attendance. 

IT PAYS TO ATTEND THE H.B.A.A.

GENERAL MEMBERSHIP MEETINGS
We request your help and cooperation to determine in advance the general membership meeting attendance.  If you plan on attending the general membership meeting, please let us know at the H.B.A.A. by either fax (266-5108) or telephone(269-9268).  You can leave a message 24 hours per day on the answering machine or fax.  If you RSVP before noon Friday September 8^th you could be the RSVP winner at the meeting and win up to $25 in cash. 

If you are friendly and like to shake hands you could win $10.  At each general membership meeting our HBAA President chooses a secret Ambassador. If you are the sixth person to shake the Ambassador�s hand at the meeting then you win the $10 cash.

NOTE: THERE ARE ONLY A FEW MORE MEETINGS TO ATTEND THIS YEAR.  DID YOU MEET YOUR QUOTA?
Builder members must attend at least two meetings every year. Associate members must attend at least one meeting every year.
Each meeting missed could cost you $25.  This is the charge for insufficient meeting attendance

GENERAL MEMBERSHIP MEETINGS

6:30 p.m. at Windber American Legion
First Monday of the month

September                    8,    2003
October                        6,    2003                        November                    3,    2003                        December                     Christmas Party

BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEETINGS:

6:30 p.m. at Surf'N Turf 
Second Monday of the month 

September            15, 2003
October                13, 2003
November             10, 2003
December              8, 2003

FUDLER's CORNER

A police officer had not caught
 a drunk driver in quite some time 
and decided to stake out a popular 
bar.  He sat outside waiting and 
watching the customers as they left.  
Finally, he noticed a sloppy dressed 
man, shouting slurred words, 
staggering from side to side and 
carrying a bottle.  When the man 
attempted to start his car and pull 
out of the parking lot the officer 
pulled him over and took him down 
to the police station for a breath test. 
 When the test came back negative 
the officer was surprised and asked 
the man what was going on. The man 
replied �I am the designated decoy.� - Chet Fluder